More Lies From The United States Government About Iran!

The United States is RATTLING THEIR SABRE OF WAR AGAIN! They have accused Iran of being within a year of developing a "Crude Atomic Weapon." Me suspects that they are more concerned with Iran's "Light Sweet Crude" than any potential weapon.

Lie's About Iran

Soon, the Iranians will enjoy the lovely Sounds of Smart Bombs, M1-A1 Battle Tanks, Humvees, and 5.56mm Depleted Uranium Rounds GRACING their OIL RICH Country! And if Israel joins the Party . . .

ENJOY!!!

An INTERESTING STORY about Women!

This is an interesting STORY about WOMEN and what they REALLY WANT! I want them, but that's a different story.

Story About Women

Read this if you want to know EVERYTHING that needs to be known about WOMEN!!!

I have a New Minor Title to Add to My C.V.!

Apparently, someone got confused and assumed that I have functioning Brains Cells. I was asked to be a "Green Transportation Adviser" to the Socialist Candidate for Senate in Arizona. Here is HIS information:

Leonard Clark, Arizona Socialist Candidate for the Senate

I will assist him to the best of my WORTHLESS abilities! [I actually DO know something about this issue since we are working on Chimpzilla, which encompasses this issue] So, if you are in Arizona, VOTE FOR HIM OR WALL STREET WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! [Not really. But it COULD happen!] Just letting you know! BY THE WAY, DONATE THAT POCKET CHANGE TO US!!!!

SMALL DONATIONS!!!

Since so many PEOPLE are struggling anymore, and have less Money, we wanted you to have a REMINDER of what we are looking for:

$1-$5 is all we ask! Listen to the Psychotic Voices in your Head that urge you to DONATE NOW! They are the closest you will come to divine inspiration anytime within the next 24 Hours! Just give in! You will be helping yourself [by not using that Cash to buy something unhealthy] and helping the World! CHIMPZILLA IS THE GREATEST IDEA THAT MANKIND HAS EVER COME UP WITH!!! [That is a complete and total OVERSELL of a good idea! But DONATE ANYWAYS!!!] An Angel will fly in your Window and thank you if you do! [Not really! That is a complete lie!] We love you! HELP US!!!

More Chimpzilla Chatter

Pay attention to THIS BIT of INFO, my Droogs:

Why are we only asking for $1-$5 per person? Because we believe that getting small amounts from lots of People makes our Project a true PROJECT OF THE PEOPLE! We do not want to depend on Large Investors to help us obtain Start-Up Capital. Large Investors can, and often DO, alter the Mission and Culture of Companies. WE ARE FORMING PRIMARILY TO HELP PEOPLE AND THE PLANET! If we wanted to enrich ourselves we would not be accepting Proportional Salary Caps, nor would be using a Democratic Business Structure! SO, you had better hop on board and dump a Coffee or Danish to help us out! WE NEED YOUR HELP! If you REALLY want to see true SUSTAINABLE CHANGE IN THE AMERICAN CORPORATE LANDSCAPE, WE ARE THAT CHANGE INCARNATE!!! DONATE!!!

SO, GO TO THE RIGHT AND DONATE OR GODZILLA WILL ARISE FROM THE OCEAN AND CONSUME YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

More CHIMPZILLA Stuff!

Some more STUFF for all you FANS of our efforts! We are in need of a couple of different kinds of HELP!!! Besides DONATING FROM $1-$5 [TO THE RIGHT], we need people to send us 30-60 VIDEOS telling us why they want to see BIG CHANGES in the way BUSINESS IS CONDUCTED IN THE UNITED STATES! TELL US WHAT YOU WANT AN IDEAL COMPANY TO LOOK LIKE! We are looking to put the VIDEOS on our Chimpzilla Website, and maybe on our Facebook Page as well! Please avoid any PROFANITY OR NUDITY [THOUGH I PERSONALLY LOVE THAT!] because all ages of People will see  them. Also, do not mention any Corporations that you do not like by name, and focus on the positive things you want to see in your Ideal Company! Be aware that you submission of the Video does not constitute a Contract for us to PAY YOU! WE ARE ASKING YOU TO DO THIS FOR FREE! We will keep a record of who has submitted the Videos we use, and if some MOVIE PRODUCER SEES IT AND GOES INSANE IN LOVE WITH YOUR TALENT, we will let you know so you can make the MOVIE DEAL OF A LIFETIME! Take a look at what Chimpzilla is about. See that we are the Good Guys, and we are trying to change it ALL for the Better! WE JUST NEED YOUR HELP! Please send your videos to this email:

EMAIL ADDRESS

Please put the word "Video" in the Subject line of the email! Be as simple or as fancy as you like! We really need your help with this! SO DO IT EVEN YOU ARE SHY! ALSO DONATE $1-$5 SO WE CAN DO THE WORK THAT YOUR DEITY [OR LACK OF DEITY] INTENDED US TO DO!!!

DONATE $1-$5 OR A ZOMBIE BANKER WILL EAT YOU!!!

One of the other things that Chimpzilla needs, BESIDES $1-$5, [COUGH IT UP!!!] is help getting the word out about what we are doing! Since anyone foolish enough to read this Blog is likely already a Fan of the Colbert Report, we would LOVE IT if you might consider MERCILESSLY PESTERING THEM TO HAVE US AS GUESTS, so that we can discuss what we are doing, and get the COLBERT BUMP! Aside from personally being a Shameless Media Whore, I am also really really really trying hard to make this project a SUCCESS! I have been working tirelessly for more than two years now [OFTEN WITHOUT SLEEP - YEAH, IT'S TRUE!!!] to develop this Business so that we can do all the things that all you WONDERFUL, ACTIVE, HAPPY, SWEET, CARING, ALTRUISTIC, ETC People have been dreaming of! So, here is the Contact information for the Colbert Report Person!

Renata Luczak

 212.767.8661

 renata.luczak@comedycentral.com

For right now, please ask them to come to this Blog to learn more! There IS going to be a Website and a Facebook Page shortly, but we are already dying from overwork, SO IT IS TAKING TIME!!! WE will make certain that they have all the Goods necessary to deem us worthy of making noise on Colbert!

Also, we really really really need a Code Geek to help us with our Site! We are looking for someone familiar with all the Basic Coding of the Web [HTML, Java, Python, Perl, MySQL, etc], plus knowledge of Joomla, Flash Actionscript 3, and Facebook API Code. While we are fundraising there is no pay involved. However, once we have raised our Operating Capital Goals, there is a JOB IN THE MIX! We would prefer to hire someone who is either a Veteran, Discouraged Worker [Been out of work for a long long long time], or someone who has some Disability or Situation that needs accommodation. Why? Because THAT is the purpose of our Company! We are trying to help those most in need! If you have a Brand New Motor Yacht, or are finishing your 5th Carton of Häagen-Dazs® Ice Cream, you are already set! You don't need US! If you are interested, please send an email with all your IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO:

officialchimpzilla(at)inbox.com

I used the UNUSUAL ADDRESS AS A WAY TO FOIL THE EVIL BOTS THAT TROLL OUR SUCH INFORMATION! You know that! Don't play dumb with me! Be aware that we could not care less about your Gender, Age, Religion, or any of the nonsense! If you are breathing, and you are able to help us, we may be just what you are looking for!

Also, if you know of any decent, caring, and WEALTHY PERSON who might be interested in investing in this Company, please DEMAND that they contact us so we can ENLIGHTEN THEM as to why they should invest with us! Not only are we ANGELIC PEOPLE, we also know "STUFF" and "THINGS" about BIZNUS too!!! We can run down the Budget, Profitability Projections, and so on to them! We are soon to start a Wish List of CRAPOLA that we need on Amazon.com. Watch for THAT, because you probably have STUFF that you have been dying to give away, but have no idea WHO to give it to! SO, give it to us! We'll do SOMETHING GOOD WITH IT! If we can't use it to help our cause, we can at least direct you to someplace that will use it to do good! SO, GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND EITHER DONATE [to the right] OR CONTACT US WITH YOUR SKILLS [if you have SKILLS that you think we could EXPLOIT, contact us] OR DO SOMETHING!!!