First of all, STOP ASKING ME SUCH RUDE QUESTIONS! Second, things come up, and you have to do things like earn a living and eat and take care of your Family . . . and so on. I will still be doing an upcoming Post on the Corruption in the Knesset of Israel. I will also be doing a Post on the "Leave It To Beaver" Family Life of the bin Laden's of Saudi Arabia! They're more FUN than . . . their Dead Son, Osama. Lastly, there is nothing else to add here, but I started this whole Ordinal thing, so I had to do something.
IF you like laughing. vomiting, throwing crap, or doing other unspeakable things while reading my Blog Posts, please CONSIDER making a small Donation to maintaining it. The more People that donate, the less Real Work I have to do, which might leave me some time . . . other than when I should be sleeping . . . to create this vile crap for you to laugh . . . or do whatever you do, with my Posts. Even a single Dollar [Donate a lot though!] will help me afford the "Finer Things Of Life," like Food, Insurance, Gasoline [FUCK! IT'S EXPENSIVE!], Rent, Basic Clothing [I have all the Fashion Sense of a Troll], and other meaningless things that most people take for granted. I'm begging you! [I obviously have no self respect] Help me before I die of lack of sleep!
One last last thing: Please consider sending me your silly stuff to Post! Yeah, you could be as unknown and unpopular as I am! [Hey, I got quoted on CNN yesterday! . . . so I'm told by a few Friends!]. You could be just as widely known, yet poor, like I am! [I really am not Rich. I swear! I buy Generic Foods to save Money!] If you are interested, I would love to have People write regular Posts, and even do Real News! [Not the sarcastic and asinine "Humor" junk that I do, because my Mom didn't raise me right]. My Email Link is available to the Right, but DO NOT SEND ANY ATTACHMENTS. I will delete them immediately without even looking at the message. Email messages with Attachments generally have E-Herpes. I can't afford to get E-Herpes, or maybe E-Genital-Warts from your UNCLEAN and UNCHASTE Attachments.
One last last last thing. Donate something! I really like being able to take my crappy car to the Mechanic when it has "issues." I thank all of you who have said nice things to me about how my Blog has made you laugh, or given you information that you didn't have, or motivated you to become active on issues you care about, or ruined your life . . . these comments matter to me! So, take the time to make comments, and feel free to use expletives and text drawings. If you need to, you CAN SEND NUDE PICTURES OF YOURSELF. As long as you are not doing anything illegal [OVER 18 ONLY PLEASE!!!], or really really really gross. Please do not creep me out. I would prefer that you not send any Porn. Tasteful stuff only. And, let me know whether or not you want it posted [If I can - based on content]. If so, I may need to send a "Model Release" so that I do not get sued for Posting your odd Nude Photos. [Yes, some People DID ask if they could send Nude Photos!]. So, go forth and spread your words! [Or whatever].
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