My Odd use of Capitalization and the Rules

Well, some of you may have noticed that I do not use proper Rules of Capitalization when I write. This has probably enraged many of you to the point of wanting to burn me at the stake. I am definitely not in favor of this, however. I actually have a reason for writing as I do . . . no I don't. I write in the manner I do for Dramatic Effect and Emphasis. It may occasionally [or always] make the Posts more difficult to read, but it does assist me in passing along the TRUE PASSION I FEEL [yawn] when I write.

The Rules of Capitalization were established over the course of History to facilitate a Language that would be more universally understood than Common Vernacular. Taking this into consideration, I decided to reject the Reasoning of History, and write however the Hell I want to. Since you cannot see my Face as I write, [luckily for you], I find that I need some way of passing along the oddities I experience while I am writing. After having tried and failed with Voodoo, Telepathy, and several other Methods too complicated to mention here, I decided to use quirky Capitalization, and "In-Text Asides" as a Method of sharing my Polluted Thoughts with you.

For those of you who actually care about Rules of Capitalization, here is a Link to a Place that I will never journey:

Rules of Capitalization

I hope this clears things up about my Writing Style, and makes you understand why it is best to read this Blog in the Nude, and take Pictures. [That was a total Non  Sequitur]