Coming This Week . . . Yeah, For Reals . . .

I have been, foolishly, promising to Post an Essay about the supposed CORRUPTION in the Israeli Knesset. For the few People that actually care what I do with this Blog, it may be causing Convulsions and Diarrhea to note that no such Post has yet appeared. Well, aside from my apprehensions about alienating even MORE People than I already have, [some of them possibly working for Mossad, the Israeli Intelligence Service], I have actually been delayed in this Task by overflow from other Projects I am involved with. I [not so] humbly apologize for the delay to those of you who use my Posts as an excuse not to end your own Lives. [Goddamit! You may have already done it! Fuck!]

Well, for those of you who have endured, and waited long and hard [insert your own sexual context here], here is something of extreme Political Importance to ease your wait:

I sincerely hope this Political Exposé is enough to fulfill your need for Political Intrigue and Passion--while you wait for my "COMPLETELY SERIOUS POST" [sic] on the Israeli Knesset. I know that nothing could truly replace the hard-hitting REPORTING [I am currently laughing out loud] that I provide on subjects like this, but Ferreting Out such a Story takes TIME. Please, return to my Blog Once an Hour for the next Month so that you do not miss one single word about this Issue! [For those of you already upset with me, THIS POST could be the one that allows that Anger to turn into full blown Hatred!] Stay Hot and Cool.