I am taking some time to recover from the South Carolina Victory of Newton Gingrich, who does an Expert Impersonation of a Gluttonous Squealing Pig every day of his Life.
My personal suspicion is that many of the Ultra-Ultra-Ultra-Conservative Stepford Wives and Rednecks in that State just did not Click with the "Yankee Likes" of Mitt Romney. Also, Romney is a Mormon, and South Carolina is a very very very Fundamentalist Protestant State.
My guess is that is that Newt [pictured above after likely kicking some Orphans out of a shelter] will now claim that he is the "only viable Candidate for President at this point." Needless to say that, as we move further West, Newt will not garner as many Votes as he got from loyal Morons in the State where Rednecks tried to shoot down the Goodyear Blimp [yes, that actually happened].
So, I will be back after the Weekend to bring more Insanity and Stupidity to you in this Blog, assuming that Newt has dissolved Congress and invaded Poland over the Weekend. Peace and Compassion to you.
Jeffrey
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