My Writing Style

By the way, for all the people who have made note of the fact that my writing style uses incorrect Capitalizations, incorrect Punctuation, and Stream of Consciousness Flow, be aware THAT I KNOW THAT. I studied English as a Major in College. I do this deliberately. If you are uncomfortable with my Writing Style, go back to "Dancing With The Stars," and don't read it. THIS is who I am. IT DON'T GET NO BETTER.

Something Completely Without Any Purpose But Lust.

I am Human and I enjoyed THIS!

The ONLY REASON this is posted is because I enjoyed watching this Woman Wiggle! Now, DONATE $1-$5! We LOVE you!

The New Facebook Chimpzilla Page!!!

Praise your favorite DEITY!!! The CHIMPZILLA FACEBOOK PAGE has been published!!! Please go there and "Like" it! Then come back here and make that $1-$5 Donation that you are been wanting to make ALL DAMN WEEK!!!

Chimpzilla Facebook Page

The Facebook Page itself will have a Donation Link shortly, BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT NOW TO BEAT THE RUSH!!! No, I am not being subtle! Yes, I am being an Asshole! But this PROJECT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO HELP SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I CANNOT AFFORD TO BE SUBTLE!!! So, keep tuned and get your Cash ready to invest! Here we go!

An Interesting Video!

I like to cause people to get upset and think and think and think and think and think! I am childish enough to want to see steam coming from the Ears of People set in their Ways!

I hope this causes a little Electricity Generating Steam! Have Fun and DONATE!!!

More Lies From The United States Government About Iran!

The United States is RATTLING THEIR SABRE OF WAR AGAIN! They have accused Iran of being within a year of developing a "Crude Atomic Weapon." Me suspects that they are more concerned with Iran's "Light Sweet Crude" than any potential weapon.

Lie's About Iran

Soon, the Iranians will enjoy the lovely Sounds of Smart Bombs, M1-A1 Battle Tanks, Humvees, and 5.56mm Depleted Uranium Rounds GRACING their OIL RICH Country! And if Israel joins the Party . . .

ENJOY!!!

An INTERESTING STORY about Women!

This is an interesting STORY about WOMEN and what they REALLY WANT! I want them, but that's a different story.

Story About Women

Read this if you want to know EVERYTHING that needs to be known about WOMEN!!!

I have a New Minor Title to Add to My C.V.!

Apparently, someone got confused and assumed that I have functioning Brains Cells. I was asked to be a "Green Transportation Adviser" to the Socialist Candidate for Senate in Arizona. Here is HIS information:

Leonard Clark, Arizona Socialist Candidate for the Senate

I will assist him to the best of my WORTHLESS abilities! [I actually DO know something about this issue since we are working on Chimpzilla, which encompasses this issue] So, if you are in Arizona, VOTE FOR HIM OR WALL STREET WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! [Not really. But it COULD happen!] Just letting you know! BY THE WAY, DONATE THAT POCKET CHANGE TO US!!!!

SMALL DONATIONS!!!

Since so many PEOPLE are struggling anymore, and have less Money, we wanted you to have a REMINDER of what we are looking for:

$1-$5 is all we ask! Listen to the Psychotic Voices in your Head that urge you to DONATE NOW! They are the closest you will come to divine inspiration anytime within the next 24 Hours! Just give in! You will be helping yourself [by not using that Cash to buy something unhealthy] and helping the World! CHIMPZILLA IS THE GREATEST IDEA THAT MANKIND HAS EVER COME UP WITH!!! [That is a complete and total OVERSELL of a good idea! But DONATE ANYWAYS!!!] An Angel will fly in your Window and thank you if you do! [Not really! That is a complete lie!] We love you! HELP US!!!

More Chimpzilla Chatter

Pay attention to THIS BIT of INFO, my Droogs:

Why are we only asking for $1-$5 per person? Because we believe that getting small amounts from lots of People makes our Project a true PROJECT OF THE PEOPLE! We do not want to depend on Large Investors to help us obtain Start-Up Capital. Large Investors can, and often DO, alter the Mission and Culture of Companies. WE ARE FORMING PRIMARILY TO HELP PEOPLE AND THE PLANET! If we wanted to enrich ourselves we would not be accepting Proportional Salary Caps, nor would be using a Democratic Business Structure! SO, you had better hop on board and dump a Coffee or Danish to help us out! WE NEED YOUR HELP! If you REALLY want to see true SUSTAINABLE CHANGE IN THE AMERICAN CORPORATE LANDSCAPE, WE ARE THAT CHANGE INCARNATE!!! DONATE!!!

SO, GO TO THE RIGHT AND DONATE OR GODZILLA WILL ARISE FROM THE OCEAN AND CONSUME YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

More CHIMPZILLA Stuff!

Some more STUFF for all you FANS of our efforts! We are in need of a couple of different kinds of HELP!!! Besides DONATING FROM $1-$5 [TO THE RIGHT], we need people to send us 30-60 VIDEOS telling us why they want to see BIG CHANGES in the way BUSINESS IS CONDUCTED IN THE UNITED STATES! TELL US WHAT YOU WANT AN IDEAL COMPANY TO LOOK LIKE! We are looking to put the VIDEOS on our Chimpzilla Website, and maybe on our Facebook Page as well! Please avoid any PROFANITY OR NUDITY [THOUGH I PERSONALLY LOVE THAT!] because all ages of People will see  them. Also, do not mention any Corporations that you do not like by name, and focus on the positive things you want to see in your Ideal Company! Be aware that you submission of the Video does not constitute a Contract for us to PAY YOU! WE ARE ASKING YOU TO DO THIS FOR FREE! We will keep a record of who has submitted the Videos we use, and if some MOVIE PRODUCER SEES IT AND GOES INSANE IN LOVE WITH YOUR TALENT, we will let you know so you can make the MOVIE DEAL OF A LIFETIME! Take a look at what Chimpzilla is about. See that we are the Good Guys, and we are trying to change it ALL for the Better! WE JUST NEED YOUR HELP! Please send your videos to this email:

EMAIL ADDRESS

Please put the word "Video" in the Subject line of the email! Be as simple or as fancy as you like! We really need your help with this! SO DO IT EVEN YOU ARE SHY! ALSO DONATE $1-$5 SO WE CAN DO THE WORK THAT YOUR DEITY [OR LACK OF DEITY] INTENDED US TO DO!!!

DONATE $1-$5 OR A ZOMBIE BANKER WILL EAT YOU!!!

One of the other things that Chimpzilla needs, BESIDES $1-$5, [COUGH IT UP!!!] is help getting the word out about what we are doing! Since anyone foolish enough to read this Blog is likely already a Fan of the Colbert Report, we would LOVE IT if you might consider MERCILESSLY PESTERING THEM TO HAVE US AS GUESTS, so that we can discuss what we are doing, and get the COLBERT BUMP! Aside from personally being a Shameless Media Whore, I am also really really really trying hard to make this project a SUCCESS! I have been working tirelessly for more than two years now [OFTEN WITHOUT SLEEP - YEAH, IT'S TRUE!!!] to develop this Business so that we can do all the things that all you WONDERFUL, ACTIVE, HAPPY, SWEET, CARING, ALTRUISTIC, ETC People have been dreaming of! So, here is the Contact information for the Colbert Report Person!

Renata Luczak

 212.767.8661

 renata.luczak@comedycentral.com

For right now, please ask them to come to this Blog to learn more! There IS going to be a Website and a Facebook Page shortly, but we are already dying from overwork, SO IT IS TAKING TIME!!! WE will make certain that they have all the Goods necessary to deem us worthy of making noise on Colbert!

Also, we really really really need a Code Geek to help us with our Site! We are looking for someone familiar with all the Basic Coding of the Web [HTML, Java, Python, Perl, MySQL, etc], plus knowledge of Joomla, Flash Actionscript 3, and Facebook API Code. While we are fundraising there is no pay involved. However, once we have raised our Operating Capital Goals, there is a JOB IN THE MIX! We would prefer to hire someone who is either a Veteran, Discouraged Worker [Been out of work for a long long long time], or someone who has some Disability or Situation that needs accommodation. Why? Because THAT is the purpose of our Company! We are trying to help those most in need! If you have a Brand New Motor Yacht, or are finishing your 5th Carton of Häagen-Dazs® Ice Cream, you are already set! You don't need US! If you are interested, please send an email with all your IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO:

officialchimpzilla(at)inbox.com

I used the UNUSUAL ADDRESS AS A WAY TO FOIL THE EVIL BOTS THAT TROLL OUR SUCH INFORMATION! You know that! Don't play dumb with me! Be aware that we could not care less about your Gender, Age, Religion, or any of the nonsense! If you are breathing, and you are able to help us, we may be just what you are looking for!

Also, if you know of any decent, caring, and WEALTHY PERSON who might be interested in investing in this Company, please DEMAND that they contact us so we can ENLIGHTEN THEM as to why they should invest with us! Not only are we ANGELIC PEOPLE, we also know "STUFF" and "THINGS" about BIZNUS too!!! We can run down the Budget, Profitability Projections, and so on to them! We are soon to start a Wish List of CRAPOLA that we need on Amazon.com. Watch for THAT, because you probably have STUFF that you have been dying to give away, but have no idea WHO to give it to! SO, give it to us! We'll do SOMETHING GOOD WITH IT! If we can't use it to help our cause, we can at least direct you to someplace that will use it to do good! SO, GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND EITHER DONATE [to the right] OR CONTACT US WITH YOUR SKILLS [if you have SKILLS that you think we could EXPLOIT, contact us] OR DO SOMETHING!!!

CHIMPZILLA and My Absence for MONTHS!!!

Sorry I have been gone. You noticed that, right? I haven't posted ANYTHING for Months! [Were you out camping with Kim Kardashian or smoking Pot again?] Well, I have been BUSY creating something REALLY REALLY GOOD! I am going to post the little ridiculous BLURB that I have been annoying people with on Facebook!

I believe the only way to make sustainable change is to do it one person, one community at a time. I did the Nonprofit thing for a while, and found that begging for Money from Foundations is a huge waste of time. I actually had Governments and Foundations offering me Money NOT TO DO ANYTHING. So, I decided to do a For-Profit Hybrid. We are starting a For-Profit Company to exist for the Good of the Community, the Disadvantaged and Marginalized, and the Environment. It is a Democratically-Structured Entity, focused employing the Disadvantaged and Marginalized, and providing Socially, Environmentally, and Labor Responsible Products and Services. We are focused on Small, Green and Socially Responsible Vendors and Professionals. We are also going to produce an Online Magazine, and a site which will safely allow People to Barter their Products and Services - leaving the disgusting Banks and Corporations out in the Cold. The Company is humorously named "Chimpzilla." And yes, it does have meaning to me. It will be Headquartered in the Las Cruces New Mexico Area, where unemployment among Native Americans and Immigrants is very high. However, part of the goal is to hire as many people as possible. AND, Senior Managers will be required to accept, as part of their Employment Agreement, Salaries that are based on a reasonable multiple of what the lowest paid Employee at the Company earns. Employees will be able to vote for bonuses for them, but only if the Employees believe that they have done a good job for them and the company. We are looking to have the Unions directly monitor this process to avoid problems. We are also looking to have Unions advocate for the Company as a whole, since we are using a Democratic Structure, where they get to vote on much of what the Company does. It is a unique venture. I am hoping to gather most of the Start-Up Capital directly from Individuals. We will be selling T-Shirts and other Fundraisers soon, and even though we are not a Nonprofit, we are hoping that People will consider giving small donations to help us get this going. The hope is that we can, at some point, turn back on the Large Corporations, and teach them how to be Profitable WITHOUT exploiting People or the Planet to it. So yes, we will be offering Consulting Services as well! We hope people will understand that, while we wish to pay excellent Salaries and provide excellent Benefits, we are not looking to become Rich and RAID this for Money. We are willing to put that in CONTRACTS, that's how serious we are! We believe that this is the natural next step from the OWS ideas. WE are redefining Business in the United States for the years to come! We are looking for many types of help!

THIS THANG gives you the BASICS of what this new Business, CHIMPZILLA is! There will be more to come in the future, along with more annoying and boring posts by ME! WHAT WE NEED IN THE MEANTIME IS START-UP CAPITAL!!! WE CANNOT MAKE THIS ALTERNATIVE TO THE CORPORATIONS WORK WITHOUT THAT CAPITAL! WE ARE ONLY ASKING FOR A TINY-ASS DONATION OF BETWEEN $1-5!!! SERIOUSLY!!! WE WANT TO BE A COMPANY FOR THE PEOPLE!!! OUR PRIMARY AND ONLY PURPOSE IS TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS THAT GREED HAS CREATED!!! WE ARE WILLING TO ACCEPT SALARY CAPS, AND FOCUS ON CHANGING THE CORPORATE WORLD BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE HAVE VOWED TO DO WITH OUR [HEROIC] LIVES!!! WE NEED HELP DESPERATELY THOUGH! THIS IS NOT A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE THING, BUT WE ARE ONLY ASKING THAT YOU GIVE UP THAT FATTENING MOCHA LATTE OR DANISH TO HELP US OUT!!! WE ARE THE DREAM THAT THE OWS PEOPLE HAVE HAD [THEY DON'T KNOW THAT YET, BUT THEY SOON WILL!] WE ARE NOT RICH PEOPLE! IN FACT, SOME OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE LITERALLY HOMELESS! WE JUST NEED A LOT OF PEOPLE TO GIVE A LITTLE BIT EACH TO GET THIS THING MOVING!!! DIG DEEP INTO YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS [AND LUSTS] AND SEND US A LITTLE SOMETHING! GIVE UP A BIG MAC FOR A DAY AND HELP US CREATE JOBS FOR THOSE MOST IN NEED!!! THIS IS FOR REAL PEOPLE!!! [IF YOU WANT MORE DETAILS, POST A COMMENT WITH A WAY TO CONTACT YOU!!! THERE IS A BUDGET, BUSINESS PLAN, AND FACTS AND FIGURES TO GO ALONG WITH THIS PROJECT!!! WE ARE THE ALTERNATIVE TO DOOM AND DESTRUCTION!!! WALL STREET BANKERS WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOMES AND EAT YOUR FLESH IF YOU DON'T HELP US STOP THEM!!! JUST DO IT!!! [SORRY NIKE, BUT THOSE ARE JUST WORDS!!!] WE LOVE YOU!!! [ESPECIALLY IF YOU HELP US OUT!] MORE DETAILS TO COME WITH THE NEXT POST!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHH! [JUST ADDED THAT FOR EFFECT] DONATE!!!! THE PAYPAL LINK IS BELOW AND TO THE RIGHT!!! 

More Insanity to Come Today . . .

I realize that I, Jeffrey the Zen Chimp, have been remiss in making frequent Postings! [Do you really care? If so, you should help me out! Here is my Amazon.com "Wishlist"! (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1WJGBFIQEADAG) Buy me something!] You could always DONATE [To the Right and Down], and relieve me of having to actually work so hard elsewhere! I do this all for YOU! [I mean this as a Personal Messages to each and every one of you, even if you are not mentioned by Name!].

Because I am still WORKING on other things [Money Deriving Things] to survive, and I will be posting later on this evening, here is a Video of some Music that you have never heard before:

This is a little Ditty by a Band called "The Fall," from an Album released way back in the 1970s [Or was it the early 1980s?] called "Live At The Witch Trials." For those of you [which likely means all of you] who have never heard of this Band, I suggest that you look them up and listen to them a bunch. Their Music is somewhat angry, and very outside anything that might be performed by Britney Spears or Lady Gaga [*double-gag*].

Tune back into this Blog at least once per hour [check my Wishlist each time] and make certain that you read everything I Post! [It is the only way to avoid the Dreaded Projectile Diarrhea which is caused by an overdose of "Right-Wing" in your System!] I have no idea what I will Post later, but I can guarantee that it will give you an Orgasm!

Complaints About The Quality Or Your Internet Service

For my part, I have been having ABSOLUTE CRAP INTERNET SERVICE FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS. There have been frequent outages, and slower download speeds every time my ISP announced a "Free Speed Increase." [No, it's not ironic, it's annoying and irritating!].

So, I am asking everyone and everything that reads this horrid Blog of Mine, to send me your complaints, if you have them, about the Quality of your Internet Service. I am working on a Post [as a way to positively channel my irritation about the horrible service I receive - other than using a Sniper Rifle] about this issue, and I want INPUT FROM REAL PEOPLE. If you are an illusion, don't send anything.

Here is a link to a Site that will teach you how to Complain Properly:

Complaints Board

So, now that you know how to Complain Properly, please take notes about your Internet Problems, and send them to me - either as an Email, or as a Comment you can Post below this Post. Make certain to include the exclusive Details of your Problems with your Internet Service, and the Name of your Internet Service Provider (ISP). Also, let me know whether or not you consent to me using your Name [First Name Only], and the Name of your ISP. I want the ugliest [BUT TRUE] Horror Stories you have, so that I may include them in the upcoming Post.

Also, I am feeling a little better [Thanks for asking!], the H. pylori appears to be responding well to the Antibiotics that I am taking, and my normal state of Spiritual and Moral Illness should return shortly. Please remember to send those NUDE PHOTOS, MAKE A MONETARY DONATION, and Eat Well . . . than have a good B.M.

Blogger "Technical Issues" . . . Ramblings . . .

For the last few days, the Propellerheads at Blogger.com have been "doing maintenance" on the Blogger.com System. This meant that I could not vent my oddball "Urges" and "Inspirations" to this Blog. I use this Blog as method of expunging the Sickness from my Soul [I speak metaphorically, of course . . . I am Buddhist . . . we don't have the Concept of "Soul" in Buddhism . . . are you listening to me?] and passing it on to my Readers, where they will become sick instead of me.

In the meantime, it looks my problem with H. pylori has reemerged in my Stomach, causing me a WONDERFUL PAIN that was an Ulcer a number of years ago. [There is nothing more WONDERFUL than Pain . . . except maybe not having Pain . . . yeah, that's better]. Read about the Source of my Pain:

H. pylori Information on Centers for Disease Control (CDC) Website

As humorous as I find this to be [Ha ha haha haha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha! Ow!], I have been unable to do much, as stress and fatigue make the symptoms much worse. I read the CDC information just so I can laugh at the misery this causes me [Yes, that IS foolish!], and because I have not slept properly since the worst of the symptoms have returned. [Sleeping is overrated . . . no it isn't . . . am I RAMBLING yet?]

Also, I must protest the continuing worsening of Internet Speeds and Services since the Major Internet Service Providers [ISPs] got the "Green Light" from the FCC [Federally Sanctioned But Corporately Controlled Motherfucking Federal Communications Fucking Commission - Who cares if my expansion doesn't match the abbreviation?] to differentially charge for rates of download on the Internet. [Greedy Bastards!!! - Sorry]. Have you noticed that your Internet Service has sucked lately? Don't blame the Chinese Government or Satan! Blame the FCC! Blame SCOTUS! The ISPs can now charge whatever the fuck they want based on how fast you want your Internet to be. Isn't that nice? [The ISPs DO control the Internet Completely. They are "Communication Nazis," and you SHOULD FEAR THEM! - There, that should make them warm up to me! . . . or not].

Here is something about Blogger.com that has nothing to do with the ISPs at all, but it seemed funny to me:

The Video is a brief, but mild Rant about how a Larger Media Outlet has allegedly [now I can't be sued . . . HA!] cheated a Blogger by using her work without compensating her. What does that have to do with Slower Internet Speeds or Stolen Art? Not a damn thing. But, since I am not 100% currently, I am Rambling as a way to try and let out the Pathologies that I need to share with the World! More unrelated nonsense:

What I am trying to convey here is that I have been ill, and that Blogger.com was "Out of Service." I wanted to POST more to this Blog, but being ill prevented it. In other words, I was unable Post my insane Rantings to Blogger. So, as I was unable to pass along the TRUE FILTH that I have in my Heart to those of you who read this Blog. [Repeat in your own words here]

I recognize that this Post MAY BE a bit sub par, but I promise that I will have a great Post very shortly. Don't forget to send those Nude Pictures [you can if you like . . . especially Cote de Pablo . . . I kind of like the way she looks . . . this is odd . . . unless it works]. And, feel free to Donate something via the Paypal Link to the right, if you have actually been enjoying the Blog, since this horrible Internet Service I use does not pay for itself. Always remember to check the Blog once an Hour for "NEW DEVELOPMENTS," and see you on May 23rd, after the Rapture! ciao for now

Very Odd Video Filler

Since I was absolutely more busy Today than any Deity has ever been, I decided to Post this extremely odd Video featuring Les Claypool of Primus, and Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" Shows:

If this Video does not convince you that the World is a Bizarre Place, then you are hopeless. Before you give up, however, take time to send Comments. On a totally unrelated note, I really loath "Reality Television Shows." Just thought I'd throw that in. Cheers!

About Sex and Money

In my various travels across this Plane of American Existence, I have found a couple of Subjects garner really interesting reactions when discussed:

• Sex
• Money

It's not so much that People actually avoid either subject; most People will readily talk about either subject with little prompting. In fact, when it comes to Money, you normally can't get People to shut the fuck up about it. One agonizingly long snippet about earnings, losses, or investments invariably follows another. [Much like my Posts] With Sex, however, it is somewhat different.

Man arrested for sex 'chats' from office

In the United States, unlike the rest of the World, which is MOSTLY more open and civilized about Sex [some of the Muslims Nations excepted--where apparently some Men feel that "Stoning A Woman To Death" is an appropriate way to control their own IMPURE YUCKY DISGUSTING UNCLEAN NASTY BEASTLY GROTESQUE FILTHY HORRID RAUNCHY GRUBBY VULGAR ICKY REPUGNANT SICKENING NAUSEATING FOUL UNHOLY HORNY SEXUAL URGES], most People seem to be more comfortable with Sexual Innuendo than in dealing directly with the issue of Sexuality.

In fact, Americans only seem to be comfortable talking about Sex in one of two ways:

• As a Cartoonish Exaggeration of Reality:
• "I fucked 16 Women tonight, and I was just warming up" [A Guy with a Gold Chain, a Used Corvette, and 6 Maxed-Out Credit Cards normally will say something like This]
• "I'm actually a Virgin, if you don't count that one night that I got drunk and did the Church's Entire Men's Choir." [The Cute, but "Shy" Young Women from the Back of Church Blurts this out to her Girlfriends]
• As something so Vague as to be less useful than a Broken Condom:
• "My Wagon is always full!" [Usually some Overweight Romeo with Acne and Six Chins says This]
• "He was the most comfortable car I've ever ridden in!" [What the fuck does this even mean Lady?]

In fact, our aversion to taking directly about Sex has led us to do some pretty odd things. We place Sex everywhere BUT Center Stage in our own lives.

We would rather sexualize our Children, our Games, our Vacations, our Products, our Wars, our Cars, and JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE, rather than just say to someone we are attracted to, "Would you like to fuck?"

But why? You are asking why? You NEED TO KNOW why? [Goddamit! I get it already!] Because we have been led to believe that Sex is EVIL! Here is an interesting Video [Made by someone with lots of Free Time] that illustrates this point very well:

Here's a more Serious Video about Sex, [In the Case MASTURBATION]:

And here is some good Advice on how to avoid getting Caught Up in "Sexual Sin":

And at the end of the day, what has all this Innuendo and Admonition about avoiding Sex accomplished? Here is a very interesting Essay written by someone in a Forum in a "Lunatic Fringe" type Website called Godlike Productions:

Sexual Repression Causes Many World Problems

While the Post is made on a goofy Website normally Trolled by People waiting for Turnip-Headed "Grey" Aliens, and "Signs of the Apocalypse" in the morning Bowl of Cheerios [Sponsorship Please!], the Essay here does actually offer some valid THEORIES, though I will not run through them here. Suffice it to say that, if you are unwilling to fuck, you may end up dying in the Desert in some War, or Praying to a Statue of a Giant Rat-God, and wearing an Ugly Pink Turtleneck Jumpsuit.

My own Personal Ideas about Sexuality are quite simple and straightforward [my Mind cannot deal with Sexual Complexity - it gives me Itchy Balls]. They are as follows:

1. I Love Sex. I enjoy engaging in Sexual Activity of a Consensual Nature with Partners that are free of Disease, Violent Tendencies, or Interested Parties with Violent Tendencies.
2. I Really Really Really Really Really Love Sex. I Love Sex for all the Reasons listed in Idea #1, and because repeating how much I Love it may increase the chances of finding Partners who meet the Criteria Listed in #1, that are willing to engage in immediate Sex with Me.
3. Sex Is A Natural Instinct And/Or Urge. Aside from People who have interests in engaging in Sex with Children, Animals, Non-Consenting Partners, or Dangerous Devices, Sex is something that everyone should feel comfortable desiring. This does not mean that I disbelieve in the idea of Sexual Addiction [Do I have that?], or that I condone unprotected Sexual Contact that is Dangerous or otherwise adverse to one's Health. If you are hearing Voices from a Source that no one else sees or hears, don't seek Sex, seek Psychiatric Assistance.
4. Religious Dogma About Sex Is Really Hard To Accept. While I universally support the Freedom of Religion, and the Rights of People to hold as Sacred their own System of Beliefs, I really don't like having them applied to ME when I have not asked for them! [In other words, STEP THE FUCK BACK WITH THAT RELIGIOUS STUFF if you are condemning me for my Sexual Habits! Unless I happen to be Boning your Daughter, Wife, Sister, Best Friend, or whatever, leave me alone and don't preach your Beliefs to Me! It really fucks with my ability to fuck!].
5. If You Are A Sexually Repressed Woman, You Should Contact Me. The Key Word here is "Woman." For me, that is someone over the Age of 18, and available to "Discuss" your Sexual Repression "At Length." If you have Jealous, Well-Armed People in your Life, then I suggest that you contact Glenn Beck about this issue, and make certain to tell the Jealous Party that you are doing so.

Next Question: Where the Hell does Money fit in here? Well, quite frankly, it doesn't. I just mentioned the Word "Money" to attract Impotent Nit-Wits that might not otherwise read a Post totally about Sex and Sexuality. If you want to know about Money, watch CNBC, read Forbes, the Wall Street Journal, or I don't know . . . maybe Fuck Off. I value Sex a lot more than Money, so I have no idea why you bother getting up each Morning.

For the last Audio-Visual illustration, I present a Video of a Healthy Mind who understands what is Important in Life, and who could literally teach us all a thing or twelve about what is of Value:

Now, for those Women who have read my own Personal Ideas about Sexuality, please take note of Idea 5. It is important that, if you take nothing else away from this Post, that you remember that Idea as you move forward in Life [Yes, it is a cheap ploy to get Sexually Needy Women to contact Me!]. So, my last suggestion here is that you go out and HAVE SAFE AND CONSENSUAL SEX WITH SOMEONE THAT IS BOTH OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE AND FREE OF DISEASE AND DANGEROUS ASSOCIATIONS AND EXTRAS SKULLS. [That last part about "Extra Skulls" should probably not come up for most People]. TTFN! 

Coming This Week . . . Yeah, For Reals . . .

I have been, foolishly, promising to Post an Essay about the supposed CORRUPTION in the Israeli Knesset. For the few People that actually care what I do with this Blog, it may be causing Convulsions and Diarrhea to note that no such Post has yet appeared. Well, aside from my apprehensions about alienating even MORE People than I already have, [some of them possibly working for Mossad, the Israeli Intelligence Service], I have actually been delayed in this Task by overflow from other Projects I am involved with. I [not so] humbly apologize for the delay to those of you who use my Posts as an excuse not to end your own Lives. [Goddamit! You may have already done it! Fuck!]

Well, for those of you who have endured, and waited long and hard [insert your own sexual context here], here is something of extreme Political Importance to ease your wait:

I sincerely hope this Political Exposé is enough to fulfill your need for Political Intrigue and Passion--while you wait for my "COMPLETELY SERIOUS POST" [sic] on the Israeli Knesset. I know that nothing could truly replace the hard-hitting REPORTING [I am currently laughing out loud] that I provide on subjects like this, but Ferreting Out such a Story takes TIME. Please, return to my Blog Once an Hour for the next Month so that you do not miss one single word about this Issue! [For those of you already upset with me, THIS POST could be the one that allows that Anger to turn into full blown Hatred!] Stay Hot and Cool.

More More Musical Pandering

Here is a version of the Beatles Song "Norwegian Wood" that you probably would not hear all on your own:

YOU OWE ME!!! Just enjoy the Music, or . . . enjoy the Music!

Why the Gap in Posts?

First of all, STOP ASKING ME SUCH RUDE QUESTIONS! Second, things come up, and you have to do things like earn a living and eat and take care of your Family . . . and so on. I will still be doing an upcoming Post on the Corruption in the Knesset of Israel. I will also be doing a Post on the "Leave It To Beaver" Family Life of the bin Laden's of Saudi Arabia! They're more FUN than . . . their Dead Son, Osama. Lastly, there is nothing else to add here, but I started this whole Ordinal thing, so I had to do something.

IF you like laughing. vomiting, throwing crap, or doing other unspeakable things while reading my Blog Posts, please CONSIDER making a small Donation to maintaining it. The more People that donate, the less Real Work I have to do, which might leave me some time . . . other than when I should be sleeping . . . to create this vile crap for you to laugh . . . or do whatever you do, with my Posts. Even a single Dollar [Donate a lot though!] will help me afford the "Finer Things Of Life," like Food, Insurance, Gasoline [FUCK! IT'S EXPENSIVE!], Rent, Basic Clothing [I have all the Fashion Sense of a Troll], and other meaningless things that most people take for granted. I'm begging you! [I obviously have no self respect] Help me before I die of lack of sleep!

One last last thing: Please consider sending me your silly stuff to Post! Yeah, you could be as unknown and unpopular as I am! [Hey, I got quoted on CNN yesterday! . . . so I'm told by a few Friends!]. You could be just as widely known, yet poor, like I am! [I really am not Rich. I swear! I buy Generic Foods to save Money!] If you are interested, I would love to have People write regular Posts, and even do Real News! [Not the sarcastic and asinine "Humor" junk that I do, because my Mom didn't raise me right]. My Email Link is available to the Right, but DO NOT SEND ANY ATTACHMENTS. I will delete them immediately without even looking at the message. Email messages with Attachments generally have E-Herpes. I can't afford to get E-Herpes, or maybe E-Genital-Warts from your UNCLEAN and UNCHASTE Attachments.

One last last last thing. Donate something! I really like being able to take my crappy car to the Mechanic when it has "issues." I thank all of you who have said nice things to me about how my Blog has made you laugh, or given you information that you didn't have, or motivated you to become active on issues you care about, or ruined your life . . . these comments matter to me! So, take the time to make comments, and feel free to use expletives and text drawings. If you need to, you CAN SEND NUDE PICTURES OF YOURSELF. As long as you are not doing anything illegal [OVER 18 ONLY PLEASE!!!], or really really really gross. Please do not creep me out. I would prefer that you not send any Porn. Tasteful stuff only. And, let me know whether or not you want it posted [If I can - based on content]. If so, I may need to send a "Model Release" so that I do not get sued for Posting your odd Nude Photos. [Yes, some People DID ask if they could send Nude Photos!]. So, go forth and spread your words! [Or whatever].

Data Mining and Facebook - A Love Story

Facebook's Billionaire CEO Mark Zuckerberg has claimed, on numerous occasions, that Facebook is not primarily a "Data Mining" Enterprise. That claim, however deeply couched in Twenty-Something Triple-Chocolate-Spicy-Cream-Latte Uptalk it may be, is about as credible as the complaints of Glenn Beck over a possible George Soros Conspiracy to shut him down by corning the Market on Chalk. No matter how much Zuckerberg claims that "Privacy" is the Mantra of Ethics at Facebook, the Reality is [Wait for it!] . . . FACEBOOK IS NOT MAKING MONEY BY CONNECTING YOU WITH THAT FREAK FROM HIGH SCHOOL THAT USED TO DROOL ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT WHILE FOLLOWING YOU AROUND CAMPUS ALL DAY.

Facebook is paid by its Advertisers. It's Advertisers want access to targeted information that will sell their otherwise worthless and overpriced Products and Services. Zuckerberg claims that all the information in its vast Evil Empire Databases are collected "Anonymously." Woo Hoo! And how can this be? Well, they aren't too forthcoming in that area, because there is PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGY INVOLVED. WTF??? What that actually means is that they don't want you to know how they supposedly take all your secret wants, desires, accomplishments, relationships, perversions, abnormalities, instances of diaper rash and diarrhea, and so on -- and compile them into anonymous data that will attract upstanding Companies like Monsanto [HERE THEY ARE AGAIN!] to place their warped business promotions [an opinion of someone who loathes that company] right next to your Post about the New Garden you just Planted! [It's just a coincidence that the Ad appears there!].

Soooooo, take a look at the Two Facebook Videos of Mark Zuckerberg speaking in his disjointed and annoying manner about Facebook, Privacy, and the Mission of the Company over time:

Perhaps it is just me, but when he refers to exchanges in the "Ecosystem," does anyone else get the impression that he is talking about the transfer of information from one Corporation's Database to another Corporation's Database via that vast Network called the INTERNET? [Well, who cares what impression you got? That's exactly what he's talking about!] What information could he be transferring and bartering with? CERTAINLY NOT THE INTIMATE AND TARGETED INFORMATION THAT FACEBOOK USERS SHARE WITH THEIR "FRIENDS," RIGHT? Oh my goodness, I love the Orwellian-Style Nerdspeak here! It gives me a real "Poke"!

Soooooo, if Facebook might [Facebook Lawyers, notice I introduced DOUBT here] be profiting from utilizing your information in some less than ethical manner, does that bother you at all? Does it harm you in some manner? Does it makes your skin crawl? [Does that actually apply here? Sure! Why the hell not!] Should you do something to stop it? Can you do something to stop it? [The answer to all those questions is the same: "ROTFLMAO"].

Well, so far, Facebook has protected itself via its complicated and nebulous and ever changing USER AGREEMENT and PRIVACY RULES. Do you understand them? Does Clarence Thomas understand them better than he understands Tax Law? [I couldn't resist!] Probably not and probably not. So, now that you are upset, what are you going to do? Will you disable your Facebook Account? . . . Get serious! Of course not! You would have nothing to do with that overprice piece of shit Smartphone you just bought if you quit Facebook! OH COME ON! YOU KNOW YOU WON'T STOP YOUR FACEBOOK ADDICTION! IT'S MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROIN! [Sort of . . . in a non-physical and unrealistic sort of way].

I have a way to do a minor protest! It will probably cause Facebook to disable my Account, but it could be Fun anyways! Just remember to come back to this Blog if you see my Account is gone after we do this . . . mischief! I will accept you back with open Arms into my other Profile! [You are all my Children! . . . of sorts].

Here's what we'll do: go to my Profile via my Facebook Link to the right of my Posts. If you are not already my Friend, send a Friend Request. Unless your name is Charles Manson or Dick Cheney, I will likely accept your Request. Once we are Friends, send me a Request to be recognized as a "Relative" of Mine. Call me a Brother, Aunt, Father, Dog, Sister, Mother, or whatever. It's not like I actually care. We are just attempting to distort the statistics being collected by Facebook on behalf of its Advertisers. What we want is for Facebook to start being up front about how they collect Data, and what is being done with it. Plus, they keep putting me on restriction.

Feel free to do the same thing with your own Profile. You can send me your Profile URL, and I will post it on my Blog. The idea is to get their attention, without actually doing anything nasty or violent. I hope you will help me here! I don't want to have to go door to door around the World! Tally Ho!

I Didn't Make It On Thursday - SORRY!

In light of the current "Healthcare Debate," I thought I might ask the Readers of my Blog to Register their Opinions about what they believe that the Legislature of the United States should do about the Issue. There is much disagreement on the Issue, but honestly, who cares? Just Register your Vote in the Poll to the Right! Take a look at this odd Video, and then think hard about your Choice!

To be Fair, here is a Moronic Video [Does that give away my own REASONABLE AND COMPASSIONATE Position on Healthcare?] that presents the [misguided] case against Universal Healthcare:

For those of you that are MILITANT about your opinions, I thought I should include a Video that might help clarify what the Issue is really all about. I believe this COULD help you change your Mind, should you be MILITANT about your Opposition to Universal Healthcare, especially.

In case I haven't made it obvious enough, I FAVOR THE SINGLE PAYER UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM BEING ENACTED TOMORROW! I hope that I have influenced enough to at least Vote for that, even if you hate the idea. I plan on using the Results in Future Posts, and on other Blogs that I write for to debunk your actual Foolish and Greedy Beliefs.

As well, to all those whom I promised to Post for on Thursday, I know it's Friday now. I am genuinely sorry that I went TWO WHOLE DAYS WITHOUT A POST! Something odd happened: My Life. I am actually involved in other Projects, AND things happen when I least like them to. [Can anyone fix THAT for me?] But, I am saying, here and now, please continue to check the Blog EVERYDAY WITHOUT FAIL, and pass the Link for the Blog on to EVERY HUMAN YOU KNOW! Also, consider making a DONATION on the Right, as I actually do have costs associated with staying alive. And, like every other person living in this CORPORATE FASCIST STATE THAT IS JUST BLAZING FURTHER AND FURTHER TO THE RIGHT [Is there actually something to the Right of Fascism?], I am being crushed under the ever increasing cost of EVERYTHING. [Regular Unleaded Gasoline in my Area is actually $4.29/Gallon]. Now, I done apologizing and begging. Vote or be eaten by the Clone of Godzilla that is standing behind you right now.

Today and Tomorrow - Should I Be Happy or Sad?

Tomorrow, I am going to do a Post on the Corruption in the Israeli Knesset [sounds joyful, no?]. That should please EVERYONE, since criticism of anything related to Israel always brings out the best in everyone [Duck!]. I fully expect lots of nasty comments, and rocks thrown at me when I walk down Melrose Avenue in Hollywood next Thursday at 10:00 AM [Hint].

For today, however, I am trying to decide if I should do an uplifting Post, or one that makes Readers suicidal [just in case the Events in the World are not already enough]. If anyone has input to offer, please do. I may ignore it, or I may use it. Please feel free to send Nude Photos with your suggestions [no, I'm not joking].

Something Positive About Brave A Man to Watch

I will spare everyone my sardonic [cool word, no?] repartee today, and just post a link to this very cool and inspiring Video that will probably get me killed someday. Hope you enjoy it!

American Radical: The Trials of Norman Finkelstein

Hope you find it Educational!

A Vietnamese Video to Cheer Everyone Up After Easter

Check out this very unique and powerful Vietnamese Video:

If this doesn't have you chuckling and snorting like a Pig, then you are suffering from Compassion. Cheers.

Ayn Rand - Capitalist Psycho Hag

There is a notion wafting about in the World Today that it is generally Courageous and Desirable to be Greedy. That IS true in much the same way as it is Courageous to beat up Old Ladies, and Desirable to whore your Five Year Old Daughter. Many of the biggest Greed Jockeys are People within the Government and Corporate Realms - AND are Fans of Ayn Rand. Some Prime Examples are [in no particular order]:

• Clarence Thomas - Dim-Witted Supreme Court Justice who famously did not realize that he had to declare his Wife's Income on their Tax Returns.
• Alan Greenspan - Former Chair of the Federal Reserve who raised and lowered the Prime Interest Rate based on Readings from a Ouija Board.
• John Stossel - Former ABC and Current Fox News Libertarian Troll whose notion of "Objectivity" would please the Late Adolf Hitler.
• Neil Peart - The Drummer From the Rock Band Rush . . . and I'm not saying anything rude about him because I love Rush . . . too bad if you wanted me dog Him [I used my Get Out of Sarcasm Free Card here]!
• Paul Ryan - Greed Mongering Congressman and Vertical Turd from Wisconsin's 1st Congressional District.
• John Mackey - CEO, Co-Founder, and Head Clown of the Overpriced Anti-Labor Natural Food Circus known as Whole Foods.

Who is this much admired and long dead Capitalist Psycho Hag? She has caught the fancy of many a Fascist Boy and Girl, but where the Hell did she come from? Check out Her Brief Biography on the Ayn Rand Institute Website:

Ayn Rand Biography

Take note that she was raised in the Bolshevik Ruled Soviet-Union, and treated poorly by the Government Officials [or as Rand called them "Communist Thugs"]. She objected to their concept of "Collectivism," [she did not Play Well with Others], and further rejected the Concept of Ethical Altruism [the Idea of Mandatory Cooperation and Collective Responsibility - or what most of us Normal People call "COMMON DECENCY"]. She actually did support the concepts of SELFISHNESS and ABSOLUTE INDIVIDUALISM, which is what should make her the Anathema of Christian, Muslim, and Buddhist alike [many do not get "it," however].

Here is a 1959 Interview where she explains her Greed-Babble-Pseudo-Philosophy to current 60 Minutes Host & Zombie Mike Wallace:

Rand's Philosophy really boils down to a Single Nonsensical Sentence:

Objectivism: Living Life as a Greedy Mr. Spock-Like Asshole [re: Original Star Trek], without offering any Consideration and/or Compassion for other Living and Breathing Carbon-Based Life Forms.

Why does this appeal to so many [Stupid] People around the World? Let's list some possible Reasons:

• It's the "Right thing to do." No, that doesn't work. Being a Selfish and Greedy Turd cannot possibly be the "Right Thing to do," unless you are aspiring to be a Disciple of Dick Cheney, Adolf Hitler, or Lucifer Himself.
• It makes sense for America and the World. No, that doesn't work either. It is hard to imagine how being a Self-Serving Turd could possibly foment a more orderly and ethical Society. After the Revelations of the Actions of numerous Fortune 500 CEOs during the 2007+ "Economic Downturn," it is hard to envision anyone saying "Gosh, those Greedy Fucks at AIG were Right!"
• It will "Stimulate the Economy." Now, many Fans of Ayn Rand's Novel, Atlas Shrugged, may actually have suffered enough Brain Damage from too many 6:00 AM Martinis to believe this possible Reason, but there is actually no evidence that allowing uncontrolled and unchecked Greed to Rule the Market [via the Magical Mystical Psychedelic Lassez-Faire Capitalism] will ultimately result in a more Robust and Nascent Booming Economy.
• It works because Corporations and Ultra-Rich People say it works. The only Logical and Metered Response I can offer to those People who believe this possible Reason is - Fuck You! If you actually believe this, you are either some Executive from a Large Corporation, A Wealthy Magnate, or someone who has dropped too many Tabs of LSD, or Drank Moonshine way too often!

So, what should we do about those People who believe in the Pseudo-Philosophy proffered by the Dead Capitalist Psycho Hag? My honest and serious advice is that we should ALL tell them to "Fuck Off and Grow Up." Most of us get past the "Anal Retentive" Phase of Development [see Sigmund Freud's Psychosexual Stages of Development] during early Childhood. Wanting "All the Toys" might be cool while you are stewing in your own Poop while engaged "Potty Training," but it is anything but cool when you are running a Transnational Corporation.

Let's all agree that, regardless of what our Religious or Spiritual Background might be, the Population of the World cannot thrive and survive on the Rules of Objectivism - mainly because the whole Concept is a load of Crap proposed by a Person who could just as easily have been a Babbling Bag Lady on the Streets in Chicago, [Outside of the University of Chicago - Think about it!], as an Idolized Icon of Libertarian and Capitalist Success who is worshipped by Corporate Coin Snorters, and Power-Hungry Trolls.

Happy Easter! [Unless you are not Christian]

Here is a tidy Easter Tidbit Video that should make your Easter much livelier. If you are easily offended, do not watch it. Otherwise, HAPPY EASTER!

Also, stay tuned for an Easter Post on everyone's Favorite Capitalist Psycho Troll Hag, Ayn Rand. I will chat a bit about what makes her a Favorite among Greed Mongers, Liars, and Power Hungry Corrupt Psychos. Also, sometimes next Week, at Post on Israeli Knesset's "Difficulties with Honesty in their Business Dealings." [Eventually, I expect that my Posts will Piss Off someone that is Heavily Armed]. Have a Happy Sappy Easter!

A Musical Interlude with Henry Rollins

Enjoy the Soft and Delicate Sounds of Henry Rollins and his Band:

This should Relax you, and make you feel Renewed and Ready for Life! Enjoy!

Autonomy Against Barbarism - A Rebirth of Happy Routines

Please take a look at the Website at the Link Below, it will take your Breath away, and make you Young Again!

Autonomy Against Barbarism

It is in Multiple Languages, and it Tone is straightforward and clean. It is a Website that is dedicated to the Elimination of Fascist Dictators, Industrialists, and Corporate Empires across the World. I Post it because I find its Energy and Mindfulness of the Destructive Impact of Globalism to be most invigorating. I'm certain that most of you already discuss this subject in your everyday Lives, probably over Coffee, Tea, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, a Shower, a Dump, or while having Sex. This Website will provide you with some Additional Energy for your Anarchistic Interactions, that have become important to your Daily Routine! So, take a look, and remember that YOU are the Force that can stop the Technocratic Dogs and Monkeys that have Enslaved you, and interrupted your pleasant Daily Anarchistic Routine! Enjoy!

A Grave Situation on the Border

When I first saw the Following Story, I thought that it might be too tragic for me to employ my normal brand of Terse and [admittedly] Sarcastic [and semi-humorous to humorous] Writing. It is a Story about a horrible Tragedy, that is being repeated far too often in the Northern States of Mexico -- and it is now spreading throughout Central America. The Drug Wars in Northern Mexico are, in my less than Humble, Arrogant, and Blustery Opinion, underrepresented among the Stories covered by United States and other Western Media. This recent Story, demonstrates the Brutality and Sad Reality that People in Border Regions have complained about for some time.

Story about Mass Graves in Durango Mexico on CNN.com International

Juarez Mexico, a single City in Northern Mexico, recorded its 3,000th Drug Gang related Death for 2010 in December of that year. Doing a little Elementary School Math, that works out to an Average of 250 Deaths per Month. If any American City recorded that many Deaths in a Month, our Government would declare Martial Law. Since it has happened in Mexico, it barely triggers any alarms among our Political Leaders.

Story of the 3,000th Drug Cartel Related Death in Juarez Mexico on CNN.com International

Someone reading these words might now say, "Hey Dufus, didn't you just post two Stories posted by a United States based Media Outlet?" True enough [Why did you call me a "Dufus"? That's rude!] These two stories that I have posted here, while offering brief views into the Violence, Corruption, and seeming Hopelessness associated with the Actions of these Mexican Drug Cartels, do not BEGIN to really Educate Americans about the Depth, and Urgency, of this Situation. Take a look at this Story from the Guardian UK:

Banks Laundering Mexican Drug Cartel Money

This last Story begins to add a little Depth to the understanding the Situation. Banks are involved in Laundering Drug Money. Are any little Light Bulbs appearing over anyone's Head about now? [I hope so!] If the Banks are involved, who else might be involved? When large Sums of Money are moved around, at least in United States Banks, Bells and Whistles are supposed to go off, and the associated Transactions are supposed to be scrutinized for Illicit Activities. Something failed though. The Money flowed for a long time before ANYTHING was inspected. Was that just a fluke? Take a look again at Story above and note that $378.4 Billion that was going unchecked by Wachovia Bank from Mexican Currency Exchange Facilities. Places where Drug Money could easily be Laundered. A simple oversight?

Is the Money the real issue here? [Don't be dense! You know the answer to this one!] NO! The REAL ISSUE HERE IS . . . where was the Drug Enforcement Administration, the Department of Homeland Security, and the Eyes of our Legislators and President? Apparently, they were not focused on the activities of the Drug Cartels. For all of the Gassy and Long-On-Promises type Speeches made by President Obama, and others in our Government, little if anything has been done to stem the Activities of the Drug Cartels. While we sent Planes, Missiles, Rhetoric, and Bombs to Libya at the first sign of "Peril" to Libyan Citizens, tens of thousands of Mexicans Citizens, and [You didn't know this!] numerous Citizens of the United States are being killed by the Cartels.

New York Times Report on Mexican Drug Cartel Related Deaths

Video Report on Arizona Police being Threatened by Drug Cartels

Mexican Drug Cartel Boss Arrested in Yakima Washington

We are only getting bits and pieces of Information about the Scope of the Issue on the United States side of the Border. If Drug Cartel Bosses are living in and among us in the United States, how have they escaped the Notice of our Federal Law Enforcement Agencies? [Hmm . . . This IS Baffling, no?] Take a look at the Estimates of the Amounts of Income Derived from the Drug Cartels's Activities:

Story in Homeland Security Today about the Drug Cartels

The number of Estimated Deaths in Mexico is around 35,000 since the Mexican Government [foolishly] began a Crackdown on the Drug Cartels a few years ago, under President Felipe Calderon. The "Official" amount of Income from Cartel Drug and Related Activities is estimated to somewhere between $35 Billion [Yes, Billion with a 'B"! Surprise!] and $45 Billion. The Cartels are also thought to engage in Ransom Kidnapping, Murder for Hire, and a number of other Gruesome Services. No one can honestly say just how much actual Money is involved, because the Accountants for the Drug Cartels are not talking.

Now, you might ask yourself, "So what is this Dufus getting at with all this Informational Shit?" [Again with the "Dufus"? You ARE rude!] Well, think about this: It is believed that one of the Factors that has made Mexico so vulnerable to the influence of the Drug Cartels is the Crushing Poverty that exists there. In spite of the Shining Promises made prior to the signing of the North American Free Trade Agreement [NAFTA], little has changed in the Mexican Economy. While there is a claim that over a Million Mexicans are employed in the Export Assembly Plants, also known as "Maquiladoras," the actual amount of Income that they provide to the Workers, and Mexico as a whole, is in question. The "Maquiladora" Operators are accused of underpaying, failing to pay Workers at all, and of closing up many of the Plants and moving to places like Bangladesh, where Labor is even cheaper and no one pays attention to working conditions, or the Environmental Damage done by the Plants.

The result is this, Mexico is no better off now that before NAFTA. This has left the Door wide open for Groups like the Drug Cartels to move in, and provide income to People desperate for Money. [Eating is kind of nice] If the choice is between Eating, living Indoors, doing something illegal, and not Eating, not Living Indoors, and doing nothing at all for income, guess which choice wins? Lots of People are employed in the Business of Producing and Transporting Drugs [Primarily WEED, SMOKE, SPLIFF, GANJA, MARIJUANA, in this Case] to various Destinations throughout the United States, and all of North America. 

Now, think even harder [If you can!] about the implications for a United States Workforce scrambling for Jobs [other than the 50,000 "Good Jobs" McDonalds recently made a big deal over] and desperate for Income. Is it possible that Mexican Drug Cartels could gain a real Foothold inside the United States? Take a look at an Interactive Map produced by National Public Radio in 2009 [Yes THAT NPR!]:

NPR Interactive Drug Cartel Map

Well, apparently the Cartels are already here! [Did we even throw a Welcoming Party?] The $45 Billion Question is: How long will it be before we start seeing the level of Violence here that is taking place in Mexico now? How do we know for certain that we are not already seeing that Violence being realized on our Lands right now? Is it possible that the Cartels are, as they do in Mexico, intimidating Media to ignore and under report their Activities? Are Federal and Local Law Enforcement Agencies being corrupted by Drug Cartel Money? And most importantly, what happens if the Economy gets much worse? Will more "Everyday Americans" [Like YOU, you Traitor!] start getting involved in the Drug Trade?

We do not have the answers to these questions yet, but these are clearly things to think about. Perhaps it is time to cut the Crap about the whole Illegal Immigration nonsense [leave the Poor Slobs alone that are coming here to Pick Vegetables and Fruits, work in Horrible Sweatshops and other Exploitive Jobs], and focus more directly on the Activities of the most Dangerous People crossing the Border, Drug Cartels? Only Time will tell.

Even More Musical Pandering

Take a listen to African Congolese Soukous Music Artist, Papa Wemba. It is lively, beautiful, and very unlike Goth or the Blues [though I do love Goth and the Blues]:

This Genre of Music is one of my Personal Favorites, and Papa Wemba's Voice is known around the World. Papa Wemba [born as Jules Shungu Wembadio Pene Kikumba] was born in Kasai, Zaire [now known as Democratic Republic of Congo] in 1949. He was part of a Group called Zaiko Langa Langa, a Group which contained a number of Transient Musicians, many of whom went on to fame as Individuals Artists, or with other Bands. Papa Wemba himself has been with a number of Bands, and did a famous recording called In Your Eyes, with Ex-Genesis Musician, Peter Gabriel. Please enjoy this, or be punished with Bad Music!

Carl-Henric Svanberg, CEO Of BP: Fairy Tale Time

It makes lots of sense, that near the one year Anniversary of the Deepwater Horizon Disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, that BP CEO [and All-Around Bland Sociopath] Carl-Henric Svanberg would attempt to explain away the Disaster that BP as something that happened after only 50,000 other "Holes" had been dug into the Floor of the Gulf of Mexico [ONE LONG SENTENCE!] I would Post some of the Quotes, but I think it's better Read in totality by someone with a functioning Conscience [something Svanberg obviously lacks]. The Bland Swede insists that they have learned lots from the Accident, but didn't appear to think that BP had done anything out of the Ordinary:

United Press International Story on the BP CEO [The Bastard]

It would be pointless to Ponder what this Stoic Sociopathic Freak might think or feel about his Role in moving BP forward. BP appears to be pushing hard to resume their DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH--I mean their Deepwater Drilling--and the Current Administration of the United States appears ready to let them. More Details to come soon. [The Rat Bastards!]

More Musical Pandering

In an effort to appeal to anyone and everyone who might possibly read this Blog [Please send me Readers!], I have taken to Posting Music Videos that introduce less commonly known Artists. Take a look and listen to this Egyptian Artist [Viva la Revolución]:

His name is Hakim, and he is a Performer of a Musical Style known as Sha'abi. He is from a Region in Egypt known as Al Minya, from a Town known as Maghagha. It is actually a Folk Style, but it has become Popular in many Places outside of Egypt. If you cannot stand this Style of Music, then clearly something is wrong with your Mind [It really IS good Music! Like it, or accept your Label as "Insane."] Remember that I will be Posting more Music Videos, so TELL EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW TO VISIT THIS BLOG. This is the beginning of a Movement of Nude People that are going to Change the World for the Better with Knowledge, Compassion, Cooperation [Take THAT you Greedy Corporations!], Music, and Healthy Food! Egypt was only the First Shaky Step! Peace and Compassion to All!

Extremely "Sensitive" Reporting from Reuters.com

Once again, the Corporate Media has shown their abiding Concern and Humane Understanding by the Content of their Reporting. Good Reporting should ALWAYS reflect what People want to know about MOST! That's why I am so Impressed and Awed by the Coverage of Reuters.com at 9:40 PM, Pacific Daylight Time, their top News Story on about Japan on their Website was:

Japan may cloud another Stellar Apple Quarter

If I sound SARCASTIC or maybe even ANGRY, it's only because I AM! I have no problem with Corporations earning Money [unless they are Scum like Monsanto or Halliburton - yes, this is my opinion about these two Corporations], and I find the abandonment of Reporting on the ongoing Nuclear Crisis and Cleanup in Japan offensive enough. But, REPORTING THAT THE PARTS SHORTAGE CAUSED BY THE JAPAN CRISIS IS HURTING APPLE'S PROFITS IS BEYOND DISGUSTING TO ME! Perhaps I simply do not understand the Value to the World of Apple, or I am confused about why Reuters.com is obviously more interested in talking about Failed Profit Projections than doing some investigative Reporting on the Dangers that continue to threaten Japanese Citizens and the World from the Compromised Reactors, BUT I DOUBT IT!

If you are as disgusted by their Priorities as I am, then PLEASE let Reuters know that you would like to see more RELEVANT AND HUMANE REPORTING. Here is the Contact Information for Thomson Reuters, the Parent Corporation of Reuters.com:

Thomson Reuters Contact Information

Thomson Reuters Email Link

Please let them know that you would actually like to know about People BEFORE PROFITS, and that, while Stories about the iPod, iPad, iPhone, and other Apple Products make Apple Happy, they are not what Reuters.com Readers actually care the most about. Lots of Japanese People continue to suffer, and it may be that the Danger from the Reactors has increased rather than diminished. Do we need to have our News Censored and chosen for us by Corporate Sponsors? PLEASE LET THEM KNOW THAT THIS ANGERS YOU TOO!

Why Nudism/Naturism Is Going To Save The World - Follow Up

Yesterday, I wrote a long and Anything-But-Pedantic Post on Why Nudism/Naturism will ultimately save the World, if we are clever enough to embrace it. After receiving some private reactions, I thought I might post this brief "Follow Up" to actually see where many People are in their TOLERANCE of Nudity and/or NUDE BODY RELATED ISSUES.

So, what I am going to do, is Post some Links that may or may not offend you, if you are UNCOMFORTABLE WITH NUDITY, OR NUDE BODIES AND THEIR RELATED ISSUES. So, take a look at the Videos below, and I will offer some instructions after you have seen them [If you survive! WARNING NUDITY]:

Did any of the three Videos Shock you, cause you to Masturbate, or Inspire you to become a Physician, a Priest, or a Republican? If so, please re-read my original Post, then seek Psychological Help! These Videos simply contained relevant Information for Men and Women on how they might be Proactive in maintaining the Health of their Bodies. Any other Reaction or Interpretation or Re-Interpretation is WRONG! [In a sort of self-righteous and subjective manner, that is] The Videos were Instructive, and simply employed Nudity to provide the most accurate demonstrations of the Self-Exam Techniques being discussed.

Sooooooo, if you did have an UNENLIGHTENED REACTION to any or all of the Videos, here's what you do:

1. Evolve.
2. Evolve.
3. Write a Comment below explaining why Nudity Shocks you and why you believe that Nudity is an Offense again Man, Nature, and Creator [If this is your Belief].
4. Write a Comment below explaining why you think any instance of Nudity is nothing more than a 3D Porn Clip [If this is your Belief].
5. Read the Origin of Species, by Charles Darwin.

So, now I have helped those of you who were not convinced by my Initial Post to Enlighten Yourself to the True Nature of Nudism/Naturism. I expect to see at least a few bizarre [and entertaining] Comments in Response to points 3 and 4 on my TO DO LIST. In the meantime, and inbetween time, get Nude and Save the World!