The ONLY REASON this is posted is because I enjoyed watching this Woman Wiggle! Now, DONATE $1-$5! We LOVE you!
Thursday, November 10, 2011
The New Facebook Chimpzilla Page!!!
Praise your favorite DEITY!!! The CHIMPZILLA FACEBOOK PAGE has been published!!! Please go there and "Like" it! Then come back here and make that $1-$5 Donation that you are been wanting to make ALL DAMN WEEK!!!
The Facebook Page itself will have a Donation Link shortly, BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT NOW TO BEAT THE RUSH!!! No, I am not being subtle! Yes, I am being an Asshole! But this PROJECT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO HELP SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I CANNOT AFFORD TO BE SUBTLE!!! So, keep tuned and get your Cash ready to invest! Here we go!
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
An Interesting Video!
I like to cause people to get upset and think and think and think and think and think! I am childish enough to want to see steam coming from the Ears of People set in their Ways!
I hope this causes a little Electricity Generating Steam! Have Fun and DONATE!!!
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
More Lies From The United States Government About Iran!
The United States is RATTLING THEIR SABRE OF WAR AGAIN! They have accused Iran of being within a year of developing a "Crude Atomic Weapon." Me suspects that they are more concerned with Iran's "Light Sweet Crude" than any potential weapon.
Soon, the Iranians will enjoy the lovely Sounds of Smart Bombs, M1-A1 Battle Tanks, Humvees, and 5.56mm Depleted Uranium Rounds GRACING their OIL RICH Country! And if Israel joins the Party . . .
ENJOY!!!
An INTERESTING STORY about Women!
This is an interesting STORY about WOMEN and what they REALLY WANT! I want them, but that's a different story.
Read this if you want to know EVERYTHING that needs to be known about WOMEN!!!
I have a New Minor Title to Add to My C.V.!
Apparently, someone got confused and assumed that I have functioning Brains Cells. I was asked to be a "Green Transportation Adviser" to the Socialist Candidate for Senate in Arizona. Here is HIS information:
I will assist him to the best of my WORTHLESS abilities! [I actually DO know something about this issue since we are working on Chimpzilla, which encompasses this issue] So, if you are in Arizona, VOTE FOR HIM OR WALL STREET WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! [Not really. But it COULD happen!] Just letting you know! BY THE WAY, DONATE THAT POCKET CHANGE TO US!!!!
SMALL DONATIONS!!!
Since so many PEOPLE are struggling anymore, and have less Money, we wanted you to have a REMINDER of what we are looking for:
$1-$5 is all we ask! Listen to the Psychotic Voices in your Head that urge you to DONATE NOW! They are the closest you will come to divine inspiration anytime within the next 24 Hours! Just give in! You will be helping yourself [by not using that Cash to buy something unhealthy] and helping the World! CHIMPZILLA IS THE GREATEST IDEA THAT MANKIND HAS EVER COME UP WITH!!! [That is a complete and total OVERSELL of a good idea! But DONATE ANYWAYS!!!] An Angel will fly in your Window and thank you if you do! [Not really! That is a complete lie!] We love you! HELP US!!!
More Chimpzilla Chatter
Pay attention to THIS BIT of INFO, my Droogs:
Why are we only asking for $1-$5 per person? Because we believe that getting small amounts from lots of People makes our Project a true PROJECT OF THE PEOPLE! We do not want to depend on Large Investors to help us obtain Start-Up Capital. Large Investors can, and often DO, alter the Mission and Culture of Companies. WE ARE FORMING PRIMARILY TO HELP PEOPLE AND THE PLANET! If we wanted to enrich ourselves we would not be accepting Proportional Salary Caps, nor would be using a Democratic Business Structure! SO, you had better hop on board and dump a Coffee or Danish to help us out! WE NEED YOUR HELP! If you REALLY want to see true SUSTAINABLE CHANGE IN THE AMERICAN CORPORATE LANDSCAPE, WE ARE THAT CHANGE INCARNATE!!! DONATE!!!
Why are we only asking for $1-$5 per person? Because we believe that getting small amounts from lots of People makes our Project a true PROJECT OF THE PEOPLE! We do not want to depend on Large Investors to help us obtain Start-Up Capital. Large Investors can, and often DO, alter the Mission and Culture of Companies. WE ARE FORMING PRIMARILY TO HELP PEOPLE AND THE PLANET! If we wanted to enrich ourselves we would not be accepting Proportional Salary Caps, nor would be using a Democratic Business Structure! SO, you had better hop on board and dump a Coffee or Danish to help us out! WE NEED YOUR HELP! If you REALLY want to see true SUSTAINABLE CHANGE IN THE AMERICAN CORPORATE LANDSCAPE, WE ARE THAT CHANGE INCARNATE!!! DONATE!!!
SO, GO TO THE RIGHT AND DONATE OR GODZILLA WILL ARISE FROM THE OCEAN AND CONSUME YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
Monday, November 7, 2011
More CHIMPZILLA Stuff!
Some more STUFF for all you FANS of our efforts! We are in need of a couple of different kinds of HELP!!! Besides DONATING FROM $1-$5 [TO THE RIGHT], we need people to send us 30-60 VIDEOS telling us why they want to see BIG CHANGES in the way BUSINESS IS CONDUCTED IN THE UNITED STATES! TELL US WHAT YOU WANT AN IDEAL COMPANY TO LOOK LIKE! We are looking to put the VIDEOS on our Chimpzilla Website, and maybe on our Facebook Page as well! Please avoid any PROFANITY OR NUDITY [THOUGH I PERSONALLY LOVE THAT!] because all ages of People will see them. Also, do not mention any Corporations that you do not like by name, and focus on the positive things you want to see in your Ideal Company! Be aware that you submission of the Video does not constitute a Contract for us to PAY YOU! WE ARE ASKING YOU TO DO THIS FOR FREE! We will keep a record of who has submitted the Videos we use, and if some MOVIE PRODUCER SEES IT AND GOES INSANE IN LOVE WITH YOUR TALENT, we will let you know so you can make the MOVIE DEAL OF A LIFETIME! Take a look at what Chimpzilla is about. See that we are the Good Guys, and we are trying to change it ALL for the Better! WE JUST NEED YOUR HELP! Please send your videos to this email:
Please put the word "Video" in the Subject line of the email! Be as simple or as fancy as you like! We really need your help with this! SO DO IT EVEN YOU ARE SHY! ALSO DONATE $1-$5 SO WE CAN DO THE WORK THAT YOUR DEITY [OR LACK OF DEITY] INTENDED US TO DO!!!
DONATE $1-$5 OR A ZOMBIE BANKER WILL EAT YOU!!!
One of the other things that Chimpzilla needs, BESIDES $1-$5, [COUGH IT UP!!!] is help getting the word out about what we are doing! Since anyone foolish enough to read this Blog is likely already a Fan of the Colbert Report, we would LOVE IT if you might consider MERCILESSLY PESTERING THEM TO HAVE US AS GUESTS, so that we can discuss what we are doing, and get the COLBERT BUMP! Aside from personally being a Shameless Media Whore, I am also really really really trying hard to make this project a SUCCESS! I have been working tirelessly for more than two years now [OFTEN WITHOUT SLEEP - YEAH, IT'S TRUE!!!] to develop this Business so that we can do all the things that all you WONDERFUL, ACTIVE, HAPPY, SWEET, CARING, ALTRUISTIC, ETC People have been dreaming of! So, here is the Contact information for the Colbert Report Person!
Renata Luczak
212.767.8661
renata.luczak@comedycentral.com
For right now, please ask them to come to this Blog to learn more! There IS going to be a Website and a Facebook Page shortly, but we are already dying from overwork, SO IT IS TAKING TIME!!! WE will make certain that they have all the Goods necessary to deem us worthy of making noise on Colbert!
Also, we really really really need a Code Geek to help us with our Site! We are looking for someone familiar with all the Basic Coding of the Web [HTML, Java, Python, Perl, MySQL, etc], plus knowledge of Joomla, Flash Actionscript 3, and Facebook API Code. While we are fundraising there is no pay involved. However, once we have raised our Operating Capital Goals, there is a JOB IN THE MIX! We would prefer to hire someone who is either a Veteran, Discouraged Worker [Been out of work for a long long long time], or someone who has some Disability or Situation that needs accommodation. Why? Because THAT is the purpose of our Company! We are trying to help those most in need! If you have a Brand New Motor Yacht, or are finishing your 5th Carton of Häagen-Dazs® Ice Cream, you are already set! You don't need US! If you are interested, please send an email with all your IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO:
officialchimpzilla(at)inbox.com
I used the UNUSUAL ADDRESS AS A WAY TO FOIL THE EVIL BOTS THAT TROLL OUR SUCH INFORMATION! You know that! Don't play dumb with me! Be aware that we could not care less about your Gender, Age, Religion, or any of the nonsense! If you are breathing, and you are able to help us, we may be just what you are looking for!
Also, if you know of any decent, caring, and WEALTHY PERSON who might be interested in investing in this Company, please DEMAND that they contact us so we can ENLIGHTEN THEM as to why they should invest with us! Not only are we ANGELIC PEOPLE, we also know "STUFF" and "THINGS" about BIZNUS too!!! We can run down the Budget, Profitability Projections, and so on to them! We are soon to start a Wish List of CRAPOLA that we need on Amazon.com. Watch for THAT, because you probably have STUFF that you have been dying to give away, but have no idea WHO to give it to! SO, give it to us! We'll do SOMETHING GOOD WITH IT! If we can't use it to help our cause, we can at least direct you to someplace that will use it to do good! SO, GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND EITHER DONATE [to the right] OR CONTACT US WITH YOUR SKILLS [if you have SKILLS that you think we could EXPLOIT, contact us] OR DO SOMETHING!!!
CHIMPZILLA and My Absence for MONTHS!!!
Sorry I have been gone. You noticed that, right? I haven't posted ANYTHING for Months! [Were you out camping with Kim Kardashian or smoking Pot again?] Well, I have been BUSY creating something REALLY REALLY GOOD! I am going to post the little ridiculous BLURB that I have been annoying people with on Facebook!
I believe the only way to make sustainable change is to do it one person, one community at a time. I did the Nonprofit thing for a while, and found that begging for Money from Foundations is a huge waste of time. I actually had Governments and Foundations offering me Money NOT TO DO ANYTHING. So, I decided to do a For-Profit Hybrid. We are starting a For-Profit Company to exist for the Good of the Community, the Disadvantaged and Marginalized, and the Environment. It is a Democratically-Structured Entity, focused employing the Disadvantaged and Marginalized, and providing Socially, Environmentally, and Labor Responsible Products and Services. We are focused on Small, Green and Socially Responsible Vendors and Professionals. We are also going to produce an Online Magazine, and a site which will safely allow People to Barter their Products and Services - leaving the disgusting Banks and Corporations out in the Cold. The Company is humorously named "Chimpzilla." And yes, it does have meaning to me. It will be Headquartered in the Las Cruces New Mexico Area, where unemployment among Native Americans and Immigrants is very high. However, part of the goal is to hire as many people as possible. AND, Senior Managers will be required to accept, as part of their Employment Agreement, Salaries that are based on a reasonable multiple of what the lowest paid Employee at the Company earns. Employees will be able to vote for bonuses for them, but only if the Employees believe that they have done a good job for them and the company. We are looking to have the Unions directly monitor this process to avoid problems. We are also looking to have Unions advocate for the Company as a whole, since we are using a Democratic Structure, where they get to vote on much of what the Company does. It is a unique venture. I am hoping to gather most of the Start-Up Capital directly from Individuals. We will be selling T-Shirts and other Fundraisers soon, and even though we are not a Nonprofit, we are hoping that People will consider giving small donations to help us get this going. The hope is that we can, at some point, turn back on the Large Corporations, and teach them how to be Profitable WITHOUT exploiting People or the Planet to it. So yes, we will be offering Consulting Services as well! We hope people will understand that, while we wish to pay excellent Salaries and provide excellent Benefits, we are not looking to become Rich and RAID this for Money. We are willing to put that in CONTRACTS, that's how serious we are! We believe that this is the natural next step from the OWS ideas. WE are redefining Business in the United States for the years to come! We are looking for many types of help!
THIS THANG gives you the BASICS of what this new Business, CHIMPZILLA is! There will be more to come in the future, along with more annoying and boring posts by ME! WHAT WE NEED IN THE MEANTIME IS START-UP CAPITAL!!! WE CANNOT MAKE THIS ALTERNATIVE TO THE CORPORATIONS WORK WITHOUT THAT CAPITAL! WE ARE ONLY ASKING FOR A TINY-ASS DONATION OF BETWEEN $1-5!!! SERIOUSLY!!! WE WANT TO BE A COMPANY FOR THE PEOPLE!!! OUR PRIMARY AND ONLY PURPOSE IS TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS THAT GREED HAS CREATED!!! WE ARE WILLING TO ACCEPT SALARY CAPS, AND FOCUS ON CHANGING THE CORPORATE WORLD BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE HAVE VOWED TO DO WITH OUR [HEROIC] LIVES!!! WE NEED HELP DESPERATELY THOUGH! THIS IS NOT A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE THING, BUT WE ARE ONLY ASKING THAT YOU GIVE UP THAT FATTENING MOCHA LATTE OR DANISH TO HELP US OUT!!! WE ARE THE DREAM THAT THE OWS PEOPLE HAVE HAD [THEY DON'T KNOW THAT YET, BUT THEY SOON WILL!] WE ARE NOT RICH PEOPLE! IN FACT, SOME OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE LITERALLY HOMELESS! WE JUST NEED A LOT OF PEOPLE TO GIVE A LITTLE BIT EACH TO GET THIS THING MOVING!!! DIG DEEP INTO YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS [AND LUSTS] AND SEND US A LITTLE SOMETHING! GIVE UP A BIG MAC FOR A DAY AND HELP US CREATE JOBS FOR THOSE MOST IN NEED!!! THIS IS FOR REAL PEOPLE!!! [IF YOU WANT MORE DETAILS, POST A COMMENT WITH A WAY TO CONTACT YOU!!! THERE IS A BUDGET, BUSINESS PLAN, AND FACTS AND FIGURES TO GO ALONG WITH THIS PROJECT!!! WE ARE THE ALTERNATIVE TO DOOM AND DESTRUCTION!!! WALL STREET BANKERS WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOMES AND EAT YOUR FLESH IF YOU DON'T HELP US STOP THEM!!! JUST DO IT!!! [SORRY NIKE, BUT THOSE ARE JUST WORDS!!!] WE LOVE YOU!!! [ESPECIALLY IF YOU HELP US OUT!] MORE DETAILS TO COME WITH THE NEXT POST!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHH! [JUST ADDED THAT FOR EFFECT] DONATE!!!! THE PAYPAL LINK IS BELOW AND TO THE RIGHT!!!
I believe the only way to make sustainable change is to do it one person, one community at a time. I did the Nonprofit thing for a while, and found that begging for Money from Foundations is a huge waste of time. I actually had Governments and Foundations offering me Money NOT TO DO ANYTHING. So, I decided to do a For-Profit Hybrid. We are starting a For-Profit Company to exist for the Good of the Community, the Disadvantaged and Marginalized, and the Environment. It is a Democratically-Structured Entity, focused employing the Disadvantaged and Marginalized, and providing Socially, Environmentally, and Labor Responsible Products and Services. We are focused on Small, Green and Socially Responsible Vendors and Professionals. We are also going to produce an Online Magazine, and a site which will safely allow People to Barter their Products and Services - leaving the disgusting Banks and Corporations out in the Cold. The Company is humorously named "Chimpzilla." And yes, it does have meaning to me. It will be Headquartered in the Las Cruces New Mexico Area, where unemployment among Native Americans and Immigrants is very high. However, part of the goal is to hire as many people as possible. AND, Senior Managers will be required to accept, as part of their Employment Agreement, Salaries that are based on a reasonable multiple of what the lowest paid Employee at the Company earns. Employees will be able to vote for bonuses for them, but only if the Employees believe that they have done a good job for them and the company. We are looking to have the Unions directly monitor this process to avoid problems. We are also looking to have Unions advocate for the Company as a whole, since we are using a Democratic Structure, where they get to vote on much of what the Company does. It is a unique venture. I am hoping to gather most of the Start-Up Capital directly from Individuals. We will be selling T-Shirts and other Fundraisers soon, and even though we are not a Nonprofit, we are hoping that People will consider giving small donations to help us get this going. The hope is that we can, at some point, turn back on the Large Corporations, and teach them how to be Profitable WITHOUT exploiting People or the Planet to it. So yes, we will be offering Consulting Services as well! We hope people will understand that, while we wish to pay excellent Salaries and provide excellent Benefits, we are not looking to become Rich and RAID this for Money. We are willing to put that in CONTRACTS, that's how serious we are! We believe that this is the natural next step from the OWS ideas. WE are redefining Business in the United States for the years to come! We are looking for many types of help!
THIS THANG gives you the BASICS of what this new Business, CHIMPZILLA is! There will be more to come in the future, along with more annoying and boring posts by ME! WHAT WE NEED IN THE MEANTIME IS START-UP CAPITAL!!! WE CANNOT MAKE THIS ALTERNATIVE TO THE CORPORATIONS WORK WITHOUT THAT CAPITAL! WE ARE ONLY ASKING FOR A TINY-ASS DONATION OF BETWEEN $1-5!!! SERIOUSLY!!! WE WANT TO BE A COMPANY FOR THE PEOPLE!!! OUR PRIMARY AND ONLY PURPOSE IS TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS THAT GREED HAS CREATED!!! WE ARE WILLING TO ACCEPT SALARY CAPS, AND FOCUS ON CHANGING THE CORPORATE WORLD BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE HAVE VOWED TO DO WITH OUR [HEROIC] LIVES!!! WE NEED HELP DESPERATELY THOUGH! THIS IS NOT A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE THING, BUT WE ARE ONLY ASKING THAT YOU GIVE UP THAT FATTENING MOCHA LATTE OR DANISH TO HELP US OUT!!! WE ARE THE DREAM THAT THE OWS PEOPLE HAVE HAD [THEY DON'T KNOW THAT YET, BUT THEY SOON WILL!] WE ARE NOT RICH PEOPLE! IN FACT, SOME OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE LITERALLY HOMELESS! WE JUST NEED A LOT OF PEOPLE TO GIVE A LITTLE BIT EACH TO GET THIS THING MOVING!!! DIG DEEP INTO YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS [AND LUSTS] AND SEND US A LITTLE SOMETHING! GIVE UP A BIG MAC FOR A DAY AND HELP US CREATE JOBS FOR THOSE MOST IN NEED!!! THIS IS FOR REAL PEOPLE!!! [IF YOU WANT MORE DETAILS, POST A COMMENT WITH A WAY TO CONTACT YOU!!! THERE IS A BUDGET, BUSINESS PLAN, AND FACTS AND FIGURES TO GO ALONG WITH THIS PROJECT!!! WE ARE THE ALTERNATIVE TO DOOM AND DESTRUCTION!!! WALL STREET BANKERS WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOMES AND EAT YOUR FLESH IF YOU DON'T HELP US STOP THEM!!! JUST DO IT!!! [SORRY NIKE, BUT THOSE ARE JUST WORDS!!!] WE LOVE YOU!!! [ESPECIALLY IF YOU HELP US OUT!] MORE DETAILS TO COME WITH THE NEXT POST!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHH! [JUST ADDED THAT FOR EFFECT] DONATE!!!! THE PAYPAL LINK IS BELOW AND TO THE RIGHT!!!
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